Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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