its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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