I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I've blown a few things in my day
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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