Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
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