Do you still have your period?
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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