Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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