I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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