it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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