i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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