tell your sister to shave her snatch
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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