Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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