I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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