nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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