Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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