uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Your cock deserves a montage
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
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