i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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