Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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