I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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