I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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