I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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