We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I wannas sexs uuuuu
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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