Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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