You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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