Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
tell me about the eggs
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