I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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