He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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