break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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