Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
he was CRYING into my vagina
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
The air was thick with penises
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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