why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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