Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
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