I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
nutella sex= disaster
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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