I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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