Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Randomize