your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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