if i died would you start the facebook group?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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