Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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