That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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