About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Randomize
