Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
My pussy is not your playground.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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