She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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