My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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