I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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