She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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