kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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