I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
