Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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