Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
i dont even know how to be here
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
All the doctor said was why
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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