Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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