Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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