OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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