i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Randomize
