Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Betty ford says i'm here all night
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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