those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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