Taylor Swift is so right about you.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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