Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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