So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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